Original complaint: "I had hives break out on my crotch/thighs an hour ago. Can I use hydrocortizone cream on them? There's no swelling, smelling, sores or discharge, just itching and little welty hives."
Nurseline response: "It's probably an STD. Call your gynecologist and go in first thing in the morning."
Vaginal itching with no sores, swelling, smelling, or discharge at all equals STD? What rock did you crawl out from under, nurseline lady?
Turned out to be hormonally related and cleared up within 10 minutes of taking a Benadryl.