The pill that arrived was definitely little and blue, but it was oblong and had PFIZER written on one side.
The pharmacist had misread the doctor's chicken scratch and the nurse brought me a Viagra instead of Valium.
Thankfully, I know what Valium looks like and saw the pill was wrong. Unfortunately, it meant I couldn't have the test because the hysterical laughter every time I thought about it sent my heart rate through the roof.